{"id":1035,"date":"2010-11-21T16:52:13","date_gmt":"2010-11-22T00:52:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/?p=1035"},"modified":"2010-11-21T16:53:49","modified_gmt":"2010-11-22T00:53:49","slug":"dear-redbox-i-would-have-gotten-a-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/?p=1035","title":{"rendered":"Dear Redbox, I would have gotten a movie&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bsod_redbox1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1036\" title=\"bsod_redbox1\" src=\"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bsod_redbox1-219x300.jpg\" alt=\"bsod_redbox1\" width=\"219\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bsod_redbox1-219x300.jpg 219w, https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bsod_redbox1-747x1024.jpg 747w, https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bsod_redbox1.jpg 1109w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 219px) 100vw, 219px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But the fine Windows operating system you use isn&#8217;t exactly stable.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bsod_redbox2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1039\" title=\"bsod_redbox2\" src=\"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bsod_redbox2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"bsod_redbox2\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bsod_redbox2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bsod_redbox2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/bsod_redbox2.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Makes you wonder how many Redbox kiosks nationwide are sitting on a <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Stop_error_screen\">blue screen of death <\/a>as we speak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But the fine Windows operating system you use isn&#8217;t exactly stable. Makes you wonder how many Redbox kiosks nationwide are sitting on a blue screen of death as we speak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-content"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1035"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1042,"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions\/1042"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}