{"id":1102,"date":"2011-01-14T10:40:02","date_gmt":"2011-01-14T18:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/?p=1102"},"modified":"2011-01-14T10:50:21","modified_gmt":"2011-01-14T18:50:21","slug":"death-wears-bunny-slippers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/?p=1102","title":{"rendered":"Death Wears Bunny Slippers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do <a href=\"https:\/\/www.afmissileers.org\/\">missileers<\/a> deep in their silos wear on watch duty, while waiting for an <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Emergency_Action_Message\">Emergency Action Message<\/a> that orders them to unleash Armageddon?\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wired.com\/dangerroom\/2011\/01\/death-wears-a-snuggie\/\">A Snuggie and bunny slippers of course!<\/a> No, I&#8217;m not joking.\u00a0 It&#8217;s cold down there.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wired.com\/dangerroom\/2011\/01\/death-wears-a-snuggie\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1104\" title=\"patch_bunny_slippers\" src=\"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/patch_bunny_slippers.jpg\" alt=\"patch_bunny_slippers\" width=\"300\" height=\"306\" srcset=\"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/patch_bunny_slippers.jpg 300w, https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/patch_bunny_slippers-294x300.jpg 294w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do missileers deep in their silos wear on watch duty, while waiting for an Emergency Action Message that orders them to unleash Armageddon?\u00a0 A Snuggie and bunny slippers of course! No, I&#8217;m not joking.\u00a0 It&#8217;s cold down there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-content"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1102"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1107,"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1102\/revisions\/1107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/greg.porter.name\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}